April 16, 2016 by fuzzysdad01
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”
Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?” The Queen took a sip of champagne.
“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch” The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, your Majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered…”That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. “Joe, answer this…